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spank bank

A word of advice for those of you out there who might have hired someone you find yourself in love with. Probably don�t give her an instant raise and a promotion and make her think she�s a good qualified individual and then six months down the road, admit to her you have feelings for her and ask her out. It makes her feel like shit, it makes her feel used.

It makes her want to shave her head.

This is not to be mistaken with the obvious flattery of being thought of as attractive. But, if I could just get through a day without becoming somebody�s spank bank material it would be very nice.

I used to live near a park in Denver that had apparently been claimed by many of the city's gay population. It seemed to especially attract some of the more aggressively flamboyantly gay men in the area. The type that found themselves tragically in love with all of the male gender gay or straight and hoping they might even convert a few.

I loved the feeling of walking through that park and being completely ignored. But I loved even more watching my straight male friends cower from the onslaught of cat calls emanating from pasty white bodies in tennisshoes and bright orange speedos.

9:30 p.m. - 2005-01-25
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