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hey shit face

My grandfather is 75 years old.

He is a sweet white haired old man who sees the beauty in everything and everyone. He has been making intricate beautiful model airplanes in a shop in his basement for fifty years - mainly to avoid his wife.

He will corner you and bore you to death with stories of post World War II France.

Yesterday, he apparently parked too close to someone when he went to a restaurant to eat and came out to find the driver's side door of his new truck had been keyed.

Our rage is never justifiable.

PS -- I know you are still out there you shitface and whoever you are I am going to find you and take you out of the population with my little green saturn.

12:45 p.m. - 2007-03-06
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